5 Feet of Fury

Bruce Springsteen: Pompous blowhard, children’s book author

Springsteen and Frank Caruso will release their book, Outlaw Pete, on November 4 via Simon and Schuster.

Described by the publisher as a book “about a bank-robbing baby whose exploits become a meditation on sin, fate, and free will”, the story is based on the song of the same name from Springsteen’s album Working on a Dream which was, in turn, inspired by the 1950 children’s book Brave Cowboy Bill, also released by Simon and Schuster.

I’ll stick with this, thanks: