5 Feet of Fury

‘Dawkins now just telling random strangers why he hates them’

(Barely) satire:

According to local residents, a typical 30 second burst will include phrases such as ‘please don’t have children’, ‘you look like a baptist’, ‘everything about your shoes sickens me’ and ‘your face seems to be inside out’.

Neighbour Martin Bishop said: “If he sees a woman in a burka coming towards him he’ll shout, ‘oh fucking hell, here we go’.”

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PS: I was amused to see that Dawkins’ standard for “personhood” is the possession of… “human feelings.”