5 Feet of Fury

‘Sexual intercourse is probably the weirdest thing you will ever do, according to experts’

(It’s only the Daily Mash…)

“The idea is that it is the ultimate expression of love, yet it’s the repetitive interaction of organs used for going to the toilet.

“It’s like something a drug-addicted surrealist painter would come up with.

“Surely a better way to show someone you really like them would be getting them membership to the RSPB or buying them a watch.”