5 Feet of Fury

The real question is: Would you let this man anywhere near your vagina? (video)

When was the last time you gave your vagina a facial? Probably never, but now’s as good a time as any to start. These v-pampering sessions (also known as Peach Smoothies) usually cost around $50 –– and trust us, they’re totally worth it. Not only will your vagina get groomed, exfoliated, and moisturized, it’ll be treated to a healing mask and maybe even an acid peel. How refreshing!

Here’s the video.