Finally got around to doing the first of three colon cancer stool samples that I got with my “Hey, You’re 50!” package from my doctor in May. Cheery balloons on the outside of the envelope, gross stuff on the inside.
It took me a month just to open the home-testing kit.
Then another month to read the instructions.
The doctor’s office phoned on Monday to nag me about not doing yet so I did one — of THREE! — this morning and almost vomited (which would have wrecked the test…)
More on this — if we can all stand it — in my next PJMedia post…
