1. BRITISH GANGSTERS
If you see a guy in London who is really well dressed and overly polite, he is a murderer. He’ll have lots of jewelry, including a gold chain that goes outside of his collar and tie and he’ll say something such as, “Excuse me. I couldn’t help but notice you was swearing in front of a lady. It would mean so much to me if you could just apologize and we could be done with it.” If you’re a dude, fucking apologize ASAP. If you’re a chick, you better be wearing Always with Wings because your pussy is about to spring a leak.
