5 Feet of Fury

Gavin McInnes: ‘Six Stupid Things Adults Believe About Spring Break’

Gavin McInnes writes:

Back when I was trying to get laid, it could take an entire night of courting to get to touch the edge of one tit. Today’s kids grew up with unlimited adult porn, and any 15-year-old who isn’t willing to do anal on the first date is considered a prude.

I spoke to some of the film crew who went down to film the proceedings for Fox (something the smug pundits at The Daily Show couldn’t be bothered to do).

They told me about episodes of decadence they couldn’t show or even describe on air—the most disturbing of which was when a heavy-set girl stood on a box with her hands on her knees as passers-by randomly fingered her vagina and anus.

This reminds me of what happened to Lara Logan in Egypt, but with full consent.

Do you remember this happening at your Spring Break?