Sex Kittens Go to College is a Marx Brothers movie without the Marx Brothers, which is like a Fast and Furious movies without cars. (Imagine 90 minutes of empty highways and Vin Diesel screaming “Grab my hand!!!” to nobody.)
It’s like the Gilligan’s Island version of Ball of Fire.
Sex Kittens Go to College has everything going for it. A robot. A chimpanzee. Two Mafia hitmen (played by Irishmen, as was standard practice, pre-Godfather). Conway Twitty. It has young Tuesday Weld at her most stunning, plus Zugsmith ensemble players Vampira, a couple of famous actors’ “juniors”, and “Woo Woo” Grabowsky — and of course, Mamie Van Doren.
But I should’ve known disaster was looming when I saw that one of the stars was bad movie avatar John Carradine.
Anyway, here’s the Trailers From Hell trailer:
