5 Feet of Fury

Oh dear: Guy who wrote lots of bad songs dies

I swear, if I had any balls at all, I’d call Dave Barry to comment…*

Flags at K-Tel flying at half mast?

English songwriter and producer Peter Callander died on February 25 in Haresfield, England from a heart attack. He was 74.

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Billy, Don’t Be a Hero – Paper Lace (U.K.) / Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods (U.S.)
The Night Chicago Died – Paper Lace
Daddy Don’t You Walk So Fast – Wayne Newton

(* This is the laugh out loud funniest book I’ve ever read. Period.)