5 Feet of Fury

‘Kids are dreadful regardless of whether they’ve had sugar, it has emerged’

The other DM:

“The effect of sugar has long been exaggerated by parents keen to refute the obvious truth that their offspring are drooling, messy little psychopaths whose main goal is finding animals to harm.”

PLUS: “We Hate Your Music, Say Children”

Muir said: “I know it makes daddy happy to say how much I love the primal energy of The Pixies, but I’ve very little interest in a fat sweaty man who is really cross.”