- Lots of middle aged people hate getting old and opt for plastic surgery
- You know who are big giant procrastinators? Writers!
- Will Ferrell: Comic genius
- Know what? There’s no such thing as a “soul mate”
- The First Amendment actually doesn’t really “do” anything
- There are all these secret underground places in New York City!
- Poor women can’t afford to reject marriage — only rich ones can
- The way your family raised you might make you fat
- The Olympics were held in Nazi Germany this one time
- There are these things called “helicopter parents”!
- “Study: Keeping School Open During a Snowstorm is a Bad Idea” is a real Atlantic headline
