5 Feet of Fury

Mark Steyn’s new National Review column

Mark Steyn writes:

Jonathan Kay, my former editor at Canada’s National Post (I seem to be having a lot of disagreements with my editors these days), felt that Daniel Korobkin should not have been in the party that accompanied Prime Minister Stephen Harper to Israel. Rabbi Korobkin’s sin was to have “praised” Pamela Geller, the “controversial” New York blogger and anti-jihad crusader. Actually, he didn’t praise her. A year or so back, he gave a masterly demonstration of “moral turpitude and pharisaical narcissism” (as David Solway put it) all about how spiffingly marvelous Islam is and what splendid chaps his two Muslim teachers at UCLA had been — and, after 15 minutes of oleaginous multiculti boosterism, said, “And now here’s Pamela Geller.”

But Korobkin committed the crime of being in the same room as Pamela Geller, and, therefore, the prime minister of Canada should not be permitted to be in the same room as him.

Gee, it’s almost enough to make you wonder what else Jonathan Kay gets wrong, in, say, his book…

Anyway, I get a shout out in Steyn’s column:

As the Canadian blogger Kathy Shaidle put it, “Salon calls out Ted Nugent’s ‘racist’ MLK Day column — without refuting his points. Must be Friday.” All Mr. Isquith can do is reprise Ted Nugent’s words and then shriek “Batshit insane!” and “Insanely batshit!” over and over, like Lady Bracknell with Tourette’s.

Indeed. When I have “disagreements” with Ted Nugent, I at least present some evidence…

RELATED: “What Is It About Our Artists and Very Young Girls?”

Watch this 21st century female pull every “cultural” card out of her college-issued “fish without a Bicycle” deck to construct an unnecessarily elaborate and fragile tower of an explanation for the astonishingly obvious:

Ted Nugent has admitted to a fondness for underage girls, and at one point became 17-year-old girlfriend Pele Massa’s legal guardian to avoid hassle. Marvin Gaye was 33 when he started dating 16-year-old Janis Hunter. The Eagles’ Don Henley was arrested when police found a drugged, naked 16-year-old girl at his house. Salinger dated teenage girls.

Iggy Pop allegedly slept with Sable Starr when she was only 13, then wrote the song “Look Away” about her. Starr went on to have relationships with Johnny Thunders of the New York Dolls and Richard Hell, all before turning 17. Chuck Berry went to jail for transporting an underage girl across state lines, and allegedly appeared in in a video urinating on a young girl in a hotel bathtub. Rob Lowe made a sex tape with a 16-year-old girl.

Roman Polanski plead guilty to unlawful sexual intercourse with a 13-year-old girl, then fled to France to escape imprisonment. Cher was 16 when she met 27-year-old Sonny Bono. Jimmy Page had a relationship with Lori Maddox, a 14-year-old groupie he proceeded to keep behind closed doors for years to avoid legal trouble. She was linked to David Bowie a year earlier.

Charles Dickens left his wife for an 18-year-old and then publicly slandered his betrayed wife in the newspaper. Fifty-one-year-old Doug Hutchinson married 16-year-old Courtney Stodden. Bill Wyman, the Rolling Stones’ bassist, infamously “dated” 13-year-old Mandy Smith. Mackenzie Phillips’ musician dad first raped her when she was 17 or 18.

The above are not only just the ones that come to mind quickly, they’re just the ones who got caught. Our cultural canon is built on the backs of young girls.

Gargantuan numbers of men (not just artists, not just in this or that “culture”) want to have sex with young girls because even a plain 16-year-old is still more sexually desirable than a “beautiful” however-old-the-author-of-this-essay-is.

That’s why they had to make it illegal, years ago when we were oh so “backward” and “ignorant.”

Oh, and you’ll want to read the almost 500 comments as a reminder that young women aren’t always innocent angels, either.

There’s a lot of talk of “power imbalance” in the article and the comments but also a welcome acknowledgement that women wield “power” simply by being young, slender and out in public.