5 Feet of Fury

Esquire: Re-Watching Woody Allen

None of this is news for anyone in the 416 area code.

After Woody Allen ran off with his adopted daughter, CITY-TV promptly arranged a week long (at least) marathon of his films.

Some lucky staffers at 99 Queen West got to troll all his movies for any dialogue that sounded even slightly pedophiliac, and then CITY used those clips to advertise the movies. It was horribly funny and evil and convicting of everyone — him and the rest of us.

This I didn’t notice before though: