5 Feet of Fury

You’ve Got To Be Kidneying! (My NEW Taki’s column)

(I like my title better.)

“Because people have two kidneys but need only one to live, we all have a spare,” Winter fairly chirps before reassuring us that “kidneys would not be taken simply at the whim of the medical profession but for the sole purpose of saving lives.”

Because that’s what I was worried about: hordes of doctors tearing out internal organs to play Hacky Sack with in the hospital parking lot.