5 Feet of Fury

Rush Limbaugh’s suggestions for ‘State of the Coup’ address

WND:

Limbaugh offered the president an idea for a new program to help place all young people on a fair and equal footing as they enter the job market:

All teenagers will be required to get high on the drug of their choice. They will be required to play video games. They will be required to remain jobless during summer breaks. They will not be allowed to do internships at companies which are really nothing more than indoctrination camps, as are high school and college.”

After all, according to “the president’s own philosophy,” Limbaugh explained, it’s “unfair” that some young people work hard while others don’t.

The radio host’s proposed program would “redefine as normal the least successful among us” – in the name of “equality,” of course.