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‘Stalin-esque’!

January 25, 2014 By Kathy Shaidle

Part 2 of Topper’s interview:

Part one here — and more on the Bologna incident.

Speaking of Clash drummers:

Terry Chimes, former drummer for the Clash, decided in 1994 his true (London) calling in life was fixing back pain. “I was in Sun City with Black Sabbath and we went ten-pin bowling. After three hours, my shoulder locked up. They said they would find a chiropractor. This guy came in, cracked all my joints and I could move my arm again. It made a big impression,” he explains.

“The law’ll always win,” says Shep…

PLUS — Thanks to the loyal 5FF reader who sent this in. Laughed out loud. Twice.

Hard to pick just one, but “turtle, cigarettes and toads” is my new catchphrase.

I like the commenter’s suggestion of, “We got a sprocket and a locket and a pocket and a rocket!”

Anyhow, here are the real lyrics:

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