Paul Simonon: Making everyone else feel hopelessly inadequate since December 15, 1955.
It was never going to be any other way:
He has never taken a bad photograph. That’s just good science.
Nuthin’ you can do about it.
In fact, if you can find a bad picture of Paul Simonon, send it to me at kshaidle – AT -rogers. com.
If I agree, I will send you a copy of my book The Tyranny of Nice AND put you on the “free copy” list for my next two.
Here he is, laughing at your pathetic attempts:
Yet his needs are simple and few:
This car reminds me of Paul saying, on finding a bottle of champagne had been sent to his room, “Why can’t they send us something more useful… like socks or something…?”
But, hey, is this you? Nope? Didn’t think so:
Even old and wearing a stupid hat — makes no difference:
He could still kick your ass — and make you like it.
But Sunday is my busiest day, and I couldn’t think of anything else to post.
So start up your Google Images machine…
UPDATE: We have a winner!