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Rob Ford porn parody leaves me unable to think of funny headline

November 26, 2013 By Kathy Shaidle

Fleshbot:

Okay, it’s not the real Rob Ford. But our friends at WoodRocket.com have put together a fantasy depiction of the sort of home porn they imagine Toronto’s crack smoking, outburst having mayor would make.

Due to use of a stunt cock for the actual sex bits, it doesn’t feature nearly enough cunnilingus, but it does have all the “Trailer Park Boys” and Tim Horton’s jokes we could hope for.

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