5 Feet of Fury

‘Brown Pride’ vs White: My NEW Taki’s column

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As part of a series called “Race in America,” Trisha Goddard (she’s black) talked to “white nationalist” Craig Cobb. True to type, Cobb, a grizzled eyesore, is nobody’s idea of an Aryan superman. (In fact, his long brittle hair looks dyed blond, and badly.)

Anyhow, Cobb is trying to turn tiny Leith, North Dakota into an all-white town. The trouble, according to the DNA test the show ran on him, is that Cobb is 14% sub-Saharan African. Cue applause.

That sounds about right, too. After all, Cobb obviously shares the O. J. Simpson jury’s low opinion of DNA’s credibility—he dismissed the results as “statistical noise”—and I’ll bet he says the word “nigger” a lot.

Who knows how many folks watched the viral video of that episode, smirked smugly, and congratulated themselves on their own wonderfulness?

Far fewer than have heard about the Michelle Ould “White Pride” controversy, I’ll wager…