5 Feet of Fury

Cary Grant dropped acid over 100 times

I never have. If you could see the inside of my “normal” brain, you’d know why.

The weirdest thing I’ve ever written is only about 5% as weird as the thoughts I try very hard to keep to myself.

Honestly, something like this just makes me shrug.

Anyhow, the idiot who wrote this otherwise factual article accidentally slanders Frank Zappa, by calling him a druggie.

In fact, Zappa — unlike Grant — never touched the stuff. Maybe weed, but I’d have to ask.

Don’t miss his comments about The Weathermen, below. I wish his music was a smart as his interviews: