5 Feet of Fury

All that’s missing is the unicorn: Canadian media hits new low (or is that ‘high’)?

Over at PJMedia, I amuse myself mocking Global News chickie Laura Brown and her “coverage” of her own carjacking at the hands of Indian thugs:

Ace Global News reporter Laura Brown wants you to know that the nice Indians were really truly super duper sorry for everything that happened.

They gave her Global’s equipment back… after a few hours.

They were so nice!

They even invited her to one of their meetings and gave her a hug and everything!

I wonder if they gave her an “Indian name,” too?

Maybe “Reports With Bias”?

(I see the MicMac Dictionary doesn’t have a word for “Stockholm Syndrome.”)

(Of course, it doesn’t have a word for “wheel,” either, so…)