5 Feet of Fury

The Dino-Porn Non-Trend: My NEW Taki’s article

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The plots, such as they are (along with most of the verbs, adverbs, and adjectives) will be familiar to anyone who’s dipped into some Barbara Cartland or The Pearl. The only difference is that the heroine is ravished not by some beastly man, but by a beast, period—one of the prehistoric variety. (…)

The Huffington Post and Jezebel are pretty eager to trumpet “monster sex” as the latest shocking trend—50 Shades of Green?—but I’m unconvinced of the mass appeal of “monster sex.”