5 Feet of Fury

I was gonna write: ‘Last semi-sane man in Austin is single, ladies!’ but…

He’s a 9/11 truther, so forget it after all.

But mostly? It’s sad that this guy is considered The Internet’s Most Evil Man In America (September 26 Edition) just because he’s 90% just a normal, sane white male whose views would’ve been considered “Well, duh!” a generation ago.