5 Feet of Fury

The black model is a nice touch…

Utterly hideous and horrifying but this comment is not untrue, either:

There’s also something sort of strange when old farts complain about a 40-year-old musical movement founded so that Malcolm McLaren could sell clothes… being used by Urban Outfitters to sell clothes.

Whoever sold this to UO is kind of my hero.

UPDATE — I’ve seen the London Rock & Roll Show film but don’t remember this part mentioned at 2:56 below (but obviously I might not have realized who I was looking at anyhow):

And you really don’t want to know what Chuck Berry got in trouble for.

Armed robbery is actually the tame stuff.