5 Feet of Fury

The Oral History of ‘Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn’ (video)

OMG!

I think the [guest panelists] that didn’t do as well – I can’t blame them. I blame my fucking regulars, too. And that’s being honest. The regulars could have been a little more fucking welcoming of their goddamn fellow comics.

They didn’t have to be such cocksuckers.

[The other comics] might not have even watched the show, and you’re supposed to go in there and start fighting with this fucking 6’4″ 300-pound black guy and fucking crazy fucking Italian with the fucking eyes and this little fucking pervert: