Scientists admit: Viable rock-band-reunion ‘rape whistle’ still years from completion

I would blow roadies to NOT see this:

Dear God in Heaven and All Dead Musicians.  Please use your heavenly power to halt this atrocity.  Never mind world peace and famine STOP THIS CLASH RESURRECTION… and I swear to God if there is a Joe hologram involved I will go insane.

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The woman who wrote that has the cover of London Calling tattooed on her left arm.

She’s got it real bad.

And she’s very worried. Now I am, too.

I guess we’ll find out after September 6.