5 Feet of Fury

‘…but the comic is swearing and working on their rape chunk…’

Between that and the expression “chatty magoo,” I had to post “How To Hire a Comedian For Your Private Function,” which was inspired by this.

And my bad — I’m just finding out that Jeff Meskimen is in the AGT quarter finals.

He’s 53 years old and been at it for years, just hovering on the very edge of the big time.

Alas, he didn’t move on to the next round.

Here’s his performance:

He’s SO quick on his feet, but Frank Caliendo is more accurate, while someone like Jay Mohr or Kevin Pollock not only nails the voice but brings original, funny “in character” material as well: