5 Feet of Fury

‘Slavery is still the last great unmentionable in American life’

Seriously? It’s all you guys ever talk about.

They took all the black folks, put ’em in a black folks museum!

Best line:

“Until black history becomes properly woven into the story of America as opposed to stitched on at the fringes, then it’s necessary” — says a professional black person, to build a separate and very expensive Museum of African-American history!

One of the exhibits is Chuck Berry’s Cadillac and I’m not even kidding you.

Whether that was the one the old perv was driving when he transported a 14-year-old girl across state lines for “immoral purposes,” I couldn’t say.