5 Feet of Fury

Prideweek in Mitchieville: Gluten-free condoms for all!

Don’t miss true diversity in action:

The Religion of Peace embraces Queerdom. Head on over to the Old Quarry for some fine public speeches and demonstrations. Anything violent can be explained away as performance art. Guest speakers include a few of the more popular religious leaders from Toronto. Indeed. Experience the diversity first hand, you progressives. The Mayor will personally select activists as they step off the GO train at the Mitchieville train station; free public transit to the Old Quarry. Souvenir video afterwards on the pay site.