5 Feet of Fury

EPA man caves: Well, macho guys ARE an endangered species

Yesterday, Arnie and I made the mistake of leaving the house and were forced to notice once again that every man in Toronto seems gay — especially the ones who are clearly married with kids.

So, while I decry this shameless abuse of taxpayer dollars, I’m torn:

Keeping endangered species alive in their natural habitat — no expense spared — is the EPA’s mandate:

“The warehouse contained multiple unauthorized and hidden personal spaces created by and for the workers that included televisions, refrigerators, radios, microwaves, chairs and couches,” the IG report said. “These spaces contained personal items, including photos, pin ups, calendars, clothing, books, magazines and videos.”