5 Feet of Fury

‘Local Mosque Only Rated 1.5 Stars on Yelp’

TheOnion:

 “Frankly, this place is a dump—between the poor lighting, the overall dirtiness, and the crowds, it’s almost impossible to concentrate on anything pure or holy,” user Faruq43 wrote in a scathing review posted this week, claiming that he once even had his shoes stolen from the mosque when he removed them for Friday prayers.