5 Feet of Fury

Located: Only male comic book reader in history with zero cooties

Old? Bald? Bad teeth?

That stuff barely registers.

I can even forgive the comics…

Still makes me laugh:

Still classy:

Still talented. (One of the few beautiful songs about male friendship ever — that’s the “Robin Banks” who is name-checked, above):

Yep, Paul Simonon was a lot better looking.

Girls don’t care so much about that.

Mick Jones has been on my “Free BJs for Life” List since before I knew what those were, no matter how bad the albums got, and — because I can hear a few objections — since way before he got lucky super rich.

BONUS:

The difference between men and women?

He was smart enough to write That $ong.

She just pouted, and still does.