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In which the vampire-turkey-man in ‘Blood Freak’ is only #3

April 11, 2013 By Kathy Shaidle

The Langoliers looks like the toe fungus in a Tinactin commercial.

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I can’t agree with #1.

First, because they left out The Killer Shrews, which qualifies for double stupidity points because a) shrews and b)  the “monsters” are dogs wearing carpet fragments.

Second, I enjoy Disembodied Hand movies and I’m not the only one who can accept that premise.

They predate Michael Caine’s unfortunate film by a generation or two.

Also, neither of these lists mentions rabbits.

And then we’ve got the Reattached Hand genre (scroll down), by which point Peter Lorre was probably thinking, “I wish I’d died making M…”

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