5 Feet of Fury

‘Drama teacher who organised Thatcher death parties remains unrepentant as it’s revealed she had NHS breast implants’

Death parties are a great idea, actually. I’m planning one for David Suzuki.

The difference is, my 34Cs are all real and in amazing shape considering my age.

No government intervention there!

By the way, in the spirit of Rush Limbaugh and that free-birth-control broad:

If every British taxpayer contributed to the construction of this teacher’s boobs, shouldn’t they all have the right to a feel?