‘I don’t think ‘sex tape’ means what it used to mean???’

A bunch of us were just talking about this on Saturday night (complete with triple question marks).

Gives “you’re doing it wrong!” a whole new meaning.

Frankly, I’m surprised it’s taken this long:

If one “leaked” sex tape can make Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian multi-millionaires, why not make and release one on purpose, right?

Of course, that’s one of those “if one cookie is good, a hundred cookies is better!” rationalizations always end badly.

Also, that’s what we used to just call “porn,” which is everywhere anyway.

However:

You can “hire James Deen” if you’re just some chick (with lots of cash, I guess — his per diem must be huge at this point and yes, I meant to say that)?

How many women just checked their credit card balance?