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The best-selling author admitted that his shopping addiction has made him question his sexual orientation.

‘I began to seek sexual expression in the form of high fashion, men’s because I liked the hardness and women’s because I liked the sexiness. Blended together, it became a rocker look, particularly with the three skull rings on each hand to fit my usual dark mood,’ he wrote.

The best-selling author admitted that his shopping addiction has made him question his sexual orientation.

Was I homosexual because so much of what I wore is associated with gays? I did experiment.

‘Was I a closeted or maybe not so closeted transvestite? Tom Ford makeup is divine; the right foundation and cheek blush and eyeliner and lipstick can do wonders for the pallid complexion.