5 Feet of Fury

My advice to you is to begin drinking heavily

Isn’t this the moral equivalent of the Detroit Red Wings performing Swan Lake?

The prissy beta kids on Glee — and the show’s bike-helmeted, “Han shot back“-generation fans — have been brainwashed their entire lives into believing that everything depicted in this movie is evil, “inappropriate” and/or “unsafe.”

Next season it’ll be a bowdlerized “tribute” to Red Dawn…

Can’t these parasites get (and wreck) their own stuff instead of stealing and ruining ours?