5 Feet of Fury

Exactly: The Gay Solution to Urban Blight

Adam Carolla has talked about gay homesteading before, suggesting for instance that gays and Jews invade Mexico.

Now here’s Robert Weissberg:

Equally important, a gay population is cheap to maintain. The largest drain on the municipal budget is education, and since most gays are childless, this expenditure can be reduced substantially—fewer schools, teachers, school buses, and expensive special programs. In addition, compared to the law-enforcement problems straight males create, gays require minimal policing. An occasional loud party or overcrowded bar, yes; muggings, robberies, gang fights, big-time drug dealings, no…