If J-Pod would just go ‘HAL’ and become nothing but a disembodied Twitter feed, he’d be awesome, and…

A kid kisses the prom queen. People call it rape. You know why? Because they’re mental patients.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 4, 2013

Naw, f*** it…

Repugnant racists from VDare are clogging up the #NRISummit hashtag. You people are a stain on the republic.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) January 26, 2013