5 Feet of Fury

‘I decided that since Eddie ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one’

The real takeaway of this story is that women are stupid:

a) Being female, she only decided to “punish” her husband after the one time he told the truth following her relentless, passive aggressive, embarrassing nagging, and,

b) The $12,000 aside — which is $120 in real person’s money — how is “I’ll show you! I’ll make my vagina tighter!!” a form of punishment?