5 Feet of Fury

If you’re nervous while getting your next lapdance, you could always try making small talk…

Heh:

He responded by writing “Cherry Pie” in 15 minutes on the back of a pizza box, which was meant as a thinly veiled “fuck you” to the label executives (“I Dare You to Play This Pussy Ballad on the Radio” was presumably the song’s original title).