5 Feet of Fury

Even their hero President agrees: stop getting worthless degrees, you dumb kids

What will all the black women’s studies M.A.s with tens of thousands of dollars in debt think of the White House telling ’em (rightly) that they shoulda got STEM degrees.

Of course, most women aren’t smart or disciplined enough to earn such degrees, which is why we had to invent fake ones for them to get.