5 Feet of Fury

Dave Attell manages to LOSE money on porn

Does this sound to anyone else like the same business model as the Underpants Gnomes‘?

(Or a bunch of potheads’?)

How does a show featuring three people on a couch cost $100,000 per episode?

Are clearance costs for Debbie Does Dallas clips really that expensive?

Aren’t most of the people who “own” the “rights” to all this old porn either dead or the Mafia or both?

You’re telling me the Mitchell Brothers kept immaculate books and set up a bulletproof estate plan?

Anyway, when you have a network TV show (she asked stupidly) don’t THEY pay YOU to work, not the other way around?

This all sounds awfully “company store” to me.