5 Feet of Fury

Kinsella’s girlfriend Lisa Kirbie calls Soviet Constitution ‘the most beautiful in the world’

In other news, I’ve started calling ditzy liberal females “Kirbies.”

UPDATE: She’s as thin skinned and cliche-addicted as her once-married boyfriendSomebody send her over some Midol!

She types:

Seems one of my recent posts has offended a certain racist piece of garbage. I’m entertained by the fact that this pathetic loser – who is shunned by every media organization in the country and is effectively broke as a consequence of various libel actions – sits at her computer obsessing over everything I say and do. [ME: SEE GRAPHIC BELOW]

I hope I give her a heart attack, but I mean that in the nicest possible way.