• About Kathy Shaidle
  • Kathy Shaidle: Privacy policy

5 Feet of Fury

Kathy Shaidle's blog. Est. 2000

Attack of the Killer Handbags

December 14, 2012 By Kathy Shaidle

I’m not a shoe person; I’m a purse person.

Gavin McInnes doesn’t understand:

As I screamed this at Doonan he shrugged his shoulders and suggested I look up Freud. I believe he was referring to Sigmund’s theory that a purse is a vagina. In an era where we all refuse to age gracefully, maybe women need to be seen with a perpetually new, clean, and incredibly valuable vagina. They aren’t trying to attract men with their $1,500 labia. They’re saying to other women, “I’m not old.”

More from my site

  • Next on gay agenda: Lowering age of consent (with an assist from straights)
  • Letting Muslims move to the West after 9/11 is like hiding Nazis in your attic during WWIILetting Muslims move to the West after 9/11 is like hiding Nazis in your attic during WWII
  • We went to hear Dr. Bill Warner last nightWe went to hear Dr. Bill Warner last night
  • Media Matters: ‘Yentl’ without the music?Media Matters: ‘Yentl’ without the music?

Filed Under: conservative blog

« ‘I stand to win a great deal of money on a game show that will never be invented’
Teletubbies redux: Gays demand more gay characters, hosts on BBC kids shows »

Archives

Copyright © 2026 · Magazine Pro Theme On Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in