5 Feet of Fury

Sarah Silverman only started dressing like this…

After Jimmy Kimmel announced his engagement to the woman on the right:

Oh, and some Orthodox rabbi supposedly called Silverman out for dressing in an unfeminine way.

Jealousy works wonders.

So does cruel, candid, unsolicited advice from total strangers, often mischaracterized as “bullying.”

Just sayin’.