5 Feet of Fury

If only Romney had gone after Elmo instead of Big Bird

Just so we’re clear:

That $125,000 came out of your forcibly extorted tax dollars.

Just so we’re even clearer:

This man “earned” his salary by sticking his hand up a puppet’s butt — and he made more money doing that than you probably did, at the real job from which your tax dollars were forcibly extorted.