5 Feet of Fury

But if Republicans really were the ones who killed Twinkies…

And they weren’t (a Democratic supporter was at the helm) — then shouldn’t the Leftwing Nanny State Junk Food Cops be congratulating them?

Over about thirty years, they made “Twinkie” a byword for everything we’re supposed to hate about America.

Soooooo confusing without my Liberal Decoder Ring…