5 Feet of Fury

Kid Rock speaks for millions of Americans. So there’s that.

FOX News:

“I am very proud to say that we had elected our first black president; I’m sorry–I’m sorry he didn’t do a better job, I really wish he would have—I do, but the facts are the facts.”

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Meanwhile, Mia Farrow wonders if Justice Scalia is secretly gay; likes counting black people.

But that’s totally different.