5 Feet of Fury

Don’t laugh: This will make it into Doug Saunders’ next book

“After all, remember how species-ists railed against the ‘invasion’ of New York by racoons? ‘They’re wearing masks! And they’ve got little hands they’ll use to steal things with!’

“Yet today, we just witnessed the inauguration of the city’s first racoon-American mayor…”

And Bernie Farber will campaign for their rights.